Name: Roy
Age: born Jan 1971...work it out!
Email: shonsoo@aol.com
Occupation: Temporary secretary to the Junior Vice President of the reserve chief bottle washing team
Years Role Playing: Many and Varied
Favourite Author/Book: Dave Duncan, 'Man of his word'
Favourite Film/TV: Countdown and adverts (they both keep him quiet...)
Favourite Food/Drink: Caffeine, Nicotine
Favourite Music: Anything but Boy bands, Girl bands, manufactured pop or the Corrs (diddly diddly, we're Irish, gotta love us)
Favourite Role Playing Game: AD&D
Most hated Role Playing Game: Dad, you be the skittle and I'll throw the bowling ball.....
Most Treasured Possession: My divorce papers (Roll on April!)
Most hated Thing: My soon to be ex-wife
Life Ambition: To get divorced and watch my "wife" die in a car crash having just learnt that she has an incurable tumour
Person most want to be stuck in a lift with: Homer Simpson and Al Bundy
Me by Me
I'm 6' tall, blue/green eyes, brown hair, own my own house and am currently in search of a good divorce lawyer. Or a bad one, I'm not to bothered at the moment. If any one can help, please mail me at the above address.
On a lighter note, my wife really annoys me, gets in my way and is useless around the house. However, she can cook a half decent meal...when she can be bothered. If anyone is interested in taking her off of my hands, please contact me at the above addresss. All offers considered.
(Since this was written, someone has taken her off my hands (thank God) so she cant lie, steal, cheat or ponce off of me anymore. However, this hasn't stopped her stealing from, and trying to abandon, her son)
What I would like to say is that I've been role-playing with these guys since time began (or so it feels) and they've been marvelous friends. Wouldn't swap 'em for anything. Well, maybe a Subara Impreza. Or a peugeout 406. Possibly a night off from looking after the nipper.
I'm joking guys. Honest........
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